Piers Morgan from America’s Got Talent (a talent show looking for American talent featuring two judges from Great Britain and one from outerspace) called out a group called “SideSwipe,” which is a martial arts/dance troupe for bringing into their act a bunch of “cutesy kids.” I swear, I would not want to be Piers on his way to his car leaving the theater tonight. I mean, seriously, if SideSwipe or the little blackbelts don’t get him, the fans in the crowd just might. He is Simon Cowell without the charm or intelligence and every year he makes me madder and madder. Urgh! I should have read Harry Potter instead!